In a hilarious turn of events, former Maharashtra cabinet minister and Nationalist Congress Party (NCP) leader, Nawab Malik, had an interesting argument for seeking bail in court – he wanted a stress-free environment. However, the Enforcement Directorate (ED) was quick to point out that stress is a universal experience and cannot be used as grounds for bail on medical reasons.

Responding to Malik's plea, the Additional Solicitor General (ASG) Anil Singh quipped, "Everyone has stress. Who is living without stress in their lives?" Apparently, the ASG doesn't believe in the existence of stress-free zones on Earth. Perhaps he envisions a magical land of zero-stress where everyone frolics in eternal bliss.

As the arguments unfolded, it became clear that Malik's claim of needing a stress-free environment was met with skepticism. The ASG countered by highlighting that Malik was already receiving medical treatment of his choice from a private hospital. It seems that Malik's stress levels could only be appeased if he were granted bail, allowing him to consult with doctors in a stress-free hospital room. The ASG wasn't having any of it.

To make matters even more comical, Malik's deteriorating health was attributed to various kidney ailments, with his right kidney supposedly functioning at a diminished capacity. However, the ASG challenged this claim, stating that reports from two years prior to his arrest indicated the presence of kidney problems. The ASG playfully suggested that even with such kidney issues, Malik had been leading a "normal" life. Well, normal for someone dealing with kidney troubles, that is.

It seems that the courtroom drama took a whimsical turn, with Malik's plea for a stress-free haven and the ED's refusal to acknowledge the existence of such a place. The judge, Justice Anuja Prabhudessai, reserved her verdict on the limited prayer for the next week, leaving everyone eagerly awaiting a decision that could potentially reshape our understanding of stress and its legal implications.

In the meantime, we can't help but wonder if Malik will take up the task of finding that elusive zero-stress land, where stress levels plummet, and worries are banished. Until then, we'll continue to navigate our stress-filled lives, hoping for a dose of laughter amidst the chaos.